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Heckler Survival Kit:
Cut off your home ph
Put a sleeping baby sign on the door when you are napping
Only give your mobile number to friends then you know not to bother answering the home phone
Get caller id
Pretend to be deep in conversation with your kid or on your phone as you walk past them in the shops
Get a peep hole installed
Get a no junk mail sign for your mailbox
Enrol in ninja school and learn how to sneak past people without being noticed
If you do happen to answer the phone, hang up straight away. These people will not take no for an answer.
Pretend to look extremely interested in an outfit in the dress shop in the opposite direction
Good luck and stay strong in the fight against the dreaded heckler invasion.
(But seriously, these people annoy the crap out of me. Its downright ridiculous and rude that we have to avoid them at every turn.)
Comment below with your survival tips.