Friday, 3 October 2014

Lazy/Smart Motherhood Tips

LAZY (SMART) MUM TIPS:
Soak dishes all day to avoid washing each one. 
Use one peg on each item of clothing.
Wear clothes to bed to save dressing them for kindy in the morning (this wont work once they have to wear bloody uniforms. First ironing i will have to do in years. Lol)
Outside and kids nude when warm to minimise mess. 
Only wear non ironing clothes
Use a skipping rope to play jumping over games
Throw a ball and get them to fetch it and be a doggy

LAZY ACTIVITIES WE DID TODAY FROM 5AM-1PM:
Hairdressers
Nails
Draw
Colour
Imaginary (this one i hate)
Cutting
Movies
Ph games
Hiding
Bandaging
Reading

OTHER ACTIVITIES WE ENJOY TOGETHER:
Packet cupcakes
Swing
Library
Threading
Kidzone
Water park
Puzzles
Draw on mums back with oil (massage)
Visitors (i get left alone for a change and get to laugh at them being harassed for a change)
Makeup
STUFF I HATE ABOUT MOTHERHOOD:
1-Playing
2-Never being off duty when theyre home
3-Never having any time to yourself when theyre home
4-Childbirth
5-Feeling exhausted alot
6-Her non stop talking
7-Her over dependence on me
8-some know it all peoples crap parenting advice
9-lack of help
10-everything being a battle
11-people saying kids are resilient (then why do most of our adult issues stem from tiny childhood incidents?)
12-repeating myself and having to talk and socialise so much

STUFF I LOVE ABOUT MOTHERHOOD:
1-Kindy days
2-Hearing i love you alot
3-Getting lots of hugs and kisses
4-Bedtime
5-Laughing together
6-Finally being someones hero
7-Reading to her
8-Teaching her
9-Singing to her
10-Feeling proud alot
11-buying toys and books that ive always wanted. Lol
12-having a reason to get up early or at all

HER WORDS:
Post to-supposed to
Amiyools-animals
Die saur-dinosaur
Yisten to me-listen
Its mines-mine
Para hooters-paris hilton

Comment below with your tips, funny words, what your day at home with your kids looks like or what you love and hate about motherhood. 

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